Americans don’t pick the president. . . CHUCK NORRIS PICKS THE PRESIDENT
Chuck has indeed chosen our next president. And if you would like to avoid a SPINNING BACKFIST TO THE FACE, I advise you to vote with him.
–Chuck’s choice is. . . MIKE HUCKABEE. Here’s Chuck breaking down the Republican field for you. . .
–He says, quote, “Like most of you, over the summer and into the fall, I’ve been watching, listening, studying and praying about who could lead this country as our next president. I won’t leave you in suspense.
–”Though Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, McCain tough enough to fight terrorism and Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy. . .
–”I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.”